2008 Woodie Awards
RSSI was robbed, so no candy this year
Letter to the editor
By Andrew Wenri, '08
Issue date: 10/30/07 Section: Opinion
Dear Townies,
Thanks for breaking into my car and stealing my iPod. I guess that one wasn't enough, so you decided to get a dozen more. That's super sweet of you.
You are really improving the relationship the fine students of Lehigh have with you and your lovely city.
You have upset me so much that my off-campus house will not be giving out candy this Halloween. So keep your children off of my stoop.
I encourage other off-campus students who are enraged by townies to ban them from your stoops as well. I am sorry it has come to this.
Thanks for breaking into my car and stealing my iPod. I guess that one wasn't enough, so you decided to get a dozen more. That's super sweet of you.
You are really improving the relationship the fine students of Lehigh have with you and your lovely city.
You have upset me so much that my off-campus house will not be giving out candy this Halloween. So keep your children off of my stoop.
I encourage other off-campus students who are enraged by townies to ban them from your stoops as well. I am sorry it has come to this.
